Date: 6/8/2017
By katjbooson
My uncle told me I was bad at makeup (I work as a makeup artist irl), and I was really upset. I told my mom what had happened but I communicated it to her via sunscreen dots on my face. She was mad too, so as punishment we bought him a picture of an off duty police dog that was visiting Ohio. After giving it to him, we adopted the police dog but didn't tell anyone because we thought it was too scandalous.