Theresa Caputo, tow trucks and big boobs.

Date: 3/24/2018

I was outside of someone’s house setting up some curtain rod‘s but for some reason I was setting them up on the exterior of this house. As my friend and I were in our truck talking about the next steps, I get this feeling that I need to look at my car. As I look over, at first I start freaking out because I could not see my car but then I realized that I actually put my car somewhere else. When I looked over to the other place where I actually put my car, it too, was gone. Somehow I knew it was going to be towed away and I see a tow truck back up so I tell my sister “fuck, my car just got towed.....yup, look, the tow truck is leaving.” So we pull up to the tow truck before it leaves and I see it is Teresa Caputo, the Long Island Medium. Because the windows were rolled up I had to mouth the words to her and she told me to follow her. So we end up meeting at this spa and my sister had to wait out front with what I feel was either dogs or baby strollers. As we get into the spa, I see all these wax people with big boobs. I kept looking at them and laughing at them and the owner of the spa told me to stop laughing at the boobs. Eventually, Teresa told me that she would let go of my car but I had to give her $10 or maybe take her down to the local chicken shop. I agreed and went back to the location where we were putting up the curtains. As we were doing this, the police kept coming up to the house (always in pairs) and telling me I’m in a lot of trouble because I (previously) parked in a no parking area but none of the police knew I had that deal with Theresa. Then I woke up.