Only One

Date: 8/17/2019

I’m standing in line at the dollar store when I hear baby noises coming from one of the aisles. Frankie nonchalantly steps out from the aisle with a blank look on his face. “What are those noises?” “Oh it’s just the babies”. I get out of line and turn the corner to find a basket holding three super fat (but super cute) Asian babies. Frankie tells me that they belong to a woman he knows, but when she found out that all the babies were allergic to peanuts she left them behind since she loves pb&j. I sit on the floor and play with the babies for a couple of minutes before deciding that I’m gonna take them home and be their dad.