Can't Buy Concert Tickets

Date: 7/27/2019

By leathecage

For some reason, I decided to go to the park to play with an exercise ball, and the ball was also my mode of transportation. I made it about a mile from home, with about five more miles to go, when the ball started bouncing out of control on the freeway. This girl stopped to help me, giving me her excercise ball instead, but hers ended up being worse. I started bouncing ahead, but I crashed into these cubicles by the side of the road. Judge Judy was in one of the cubicles, and she started lecturing me about how dumb I had to have been to think this was a good idea. I decided to walk home, but then I got a notification on my phone. It was from my friend Alex and she invited everyone she knew to go see fireworks with her. The tickets were $150, and apparently Billie Eilish was gonna preform as well. I tried texting her back, but the font on my phone came out in wing dings. I decided to run home so I could contact her by computer instead. I started running, excercise ball in my arms. About half a mile in, there's a big hill in the road, and I was running out of fumes. Then, these two Youtubers are running behind me, and they're catching up to me. I didn't want to slow them down, so I let them pass. They then start badgering me to subscribe to their youtube channel so I could watch their videos about them running to New York without stopping. I ignore them and make my way home. At home I start texting Alex that I would go, but I just needed to know what seat tickets I needed to buy. Suddenly, everyone in the invite chat began questioning me and my love for Billie Eilish, and I couldn't find the link to the tickets anymore. I got so overwhelmed that my brain told me it was all a dream, so I forcefully woke myself up.