Space invaders

Date: 12/10/2018

Alright I don’t know what is up with this pattern of fucked up dreams but here is another. Keep in mind I write these as soon as I wake up so they probably aren’t well written. Im back home. I’m out in my community I just came out of a store and it’s night. I get a notification on my phone that the sss will be passing overhead. It’s a spaceship kinda like the international space station but this can actually go places. The next best thing of human development I look up and it’s this red fireball coming into sight. It starts getting closer and it ends up landing a few blocks away. Not a crash land like an actual planned landing. I run on over and it isn’t the sss but just a small landing ship like a scouting ship. A crowd has started forming around this ship. Everyone gets a broadcast on their phone that the sss is looking for new crew members and that if you pass the trials within the ship you will become an honorary member. I’m thinking fuck yeah and so is everyone else so we start piling into the ship. The first trial is a maze. It’s designed to cut down on people’s size with smaller corridors, people with claustrophobia, and people that don’t have basic intelligence. After completing that the tests start becoming more advanced. A small crew of four or five come out to greet us and introduce themselves. They are team leaders. They begin our next tests. We go through a few written tests along with exercises and other basic astronaut training programs. By the time we get through all of these there are only five of us left. Then the real tests begin. They brought us each a half a pizza. So four slices and placed them down in front of us. Someone asked what was on the pizza and the crew explained that it was cheese pizza with a human sausage on top. There was outrage from a few of the contestants. The crew explained to be on this team you have to have a strong enough mental health that you can do questionable things and still be okay with it and obey any order given to you. You have 40 minutes to complete this next test now eat. Two of the contestants left leaving me and two others. One was a younger looking blonde girl around her 20’s. She had blonde hair and a prosthetic leg. She was very bright. The other person was an older 40’s guy. He was kinda grizzly looking with a five o’clock shadow and was a smoker. We all ate the pizza keeping in mind it’s just sausage it’s just sausage. In a half an hour we have all passed. All feeling much worse about ourselves. We were then put through several moral tests and were pushed to see how far we would follow orders. By the time we had gotten through a few we hit the point of we are already too far in we have to finish it. After the last morals test we were rewarded with all sorts of sweets. I asked what was in it but they just giggled and said nothing was added. They let us eat to our hearts desired and the food was so good. Like the best desserts you have ever had. When we all had eaten our fill we were brought into the final room. There was a surgical table with the five crew members ready to operate. The last test was whoever donated the most body mass would be accepted onto the crew and receive the newest prosthetic. We were given ten minutes to reside on what we were willing to part with. The girl went first and tried to donate her prosthetic. The guy called her out on how that was cheap and without the actual pain it was a worthless donation. He jumped up on the table and demanded that they remove one of his damaged lungs. So they did they cut him open without any painkillers and he soon passed out. They removed one of his black lungs and threw it onto a weighted scale. The man woke up around this point and started hyperventilating trying to get enough oxygen but his eyes flickered shut and he started seizing. Two of the gowned crew members carried his corpse out of the room. That left the woman and I. She went next and donated what was left of her leg that had the prosthetic and part of her hip. There was lots of screaming but she survived and was sown back up. It was my turn and I started with having them poor the contents of my stomach out. God that is painful because you want to tense up but you just end up tightening the muscles surrounding the blade. It ended up with a pound between the pizza, the treats, and all the acid that made a slopping sound as it came out. It wasn’t enough so I donated my left leg up to the middle of the thigh. They took a saw and they cut straight through my leg before taking a flap of leftover skin and covering up the stump. They had us both seated as they weighed our entries against each other. I ended up winning but not by much. The woman screamed about how it wasn’t fair but she was led out by more crew members. I was fitted for a new prosthetic that I hobbled around on. I was guided to the an entry hatch on the top of the ship. As I opened the hatch it was snowing and I could see fresh footprints on the ground. It wasn’t normal footprints they looked like a Y and were about a foot long. As I stood on the snow the more footprints appeared next to me like it was walking. So I followed them to the tip of the ship. They stopped and I stood next to it. The force next to me grabbed my arm and raised it above my head as if I was the victor.