Sleep Paralysis Multiple Times 😬

Date: 6/23/2016

I was attempting the WILD method of lucid dreaming which led to frequent sleep paralysis moments, like the most I've ever had in one night. I felt beetles crawl across my legs and face and someone grabbing my ankle and a presence in the room. I found that praying and singing gospel songs in my head or saying "it's not real" made the sensations go away faster. The dreams i did have were disappointingly enough, not lucid. ---- I was this Asian guy in a supermarket hardcore crushing on this girl. The problem was that she was sleeping with my worst enemy. So I had to either time travel or go to a different universe to optimize my chances with her. If I arrived too late I would find my dream girl having sex with my enemy all over the apple section of the produce; a different kind of apple each time I went back in time to get to the girl first. I finally get there before the other guy and she is just wandering around the store looking pretty I guess. We talk for a little while and then the other guy comes. But since I'm there he doesn't want to have sex with the girl on the apples. I stay in this universe for once and then the next day meet up with the girl, this time in front of the boxed cucumber and strawberries and stuff section near the produce and bread. We talk and just as I am about to confess my love to her my enemy approaches from behind me and shouts out that he is cosmically drawn to her, no matter what someone or something does they will always be together and the girl says that she feels the same way. She apologizes to me and essentially friend zoned me as the enemy and the dream girl suddenly run to each other and begin violently doing it on top of all the boxed produce, bright light shining from all around them, the heavens declaring that they are the perfect couple. I have at this point turned into a giant cucumber and I am so distressed because no matter where I go in alternate universe I will never get my dream girl. --- I am with Pendleton Ward, the creator of Adventure time. He has a shock pen that you shock someone with a few times and then roll it over a TV or something else with a lot of electricity to recharge it and it will shock someone with enough force to kill you. I am really scared because the first time he shocked me it was funny but then he rolled it over a big back TV and it was like really electric and kept trying to shock me so I ran into a closet and locked the door. Since he is fat he was able to press against the door and open it in some places . I proceed to freak out, holding the door in different places, he is able to shock me through the door and it hurts really bad, eventually I just let him in to kill me because I am tired of holding to door shut. --- A girl from our school has gone missing and a Boy from my class comes to my house to interrogate us. I am pretty sure we don't have her but I freak out and say a bunch of stuff that makes my family looks shady and suspicious so now we are on the suspect list.