Date: 12/15/2021
By squidward
dreamt i got a phone call from an unknown number and i didn’t answer. i got a text a minute later saying something like “hey, it’s me. michael jackson. come to my house and fix my sink”. i went to reply that i didn’t know how to fix. a sink, but got teleported into my bathroom which was actually michael jackson’s bathroom in my dream. michael jackson stood there with his hands on his hips and pointed at the sink and went “…well???” and i was like ok damn and acted like i was trying to fix it even though i had not a clue what i was doing. he thought i was actually doing a good job for some reason and said “ok shawty” (with emphasis on the shawty) “i see you”. i got up and said “you can’t be serious. i have no idea what i’m doing” and he got all mad and said “this is exactly why i can’t trust you gemini bitches” and i said “i’m an aquarius though”. he said “yeah. and? that’s what i meant to say”.