Date: 3/13/2017

By tikky

Cruelest god damn dream ever. I was in some weird basement and there was a switch on the ceiling, like a light switch i guess. And there were these people telling me that the only way to find the bathtub (wtf) was if i pressed that freakin switch. Thing is, im really tall and athletic, i can dunk. But i couldnt even get my feet off the ground. I was so fucking heavy, and the harder i tried to jump, the heavier i got. I was jumping for like 2 days..woke up in a puddle of sweat.