I dated Banksy and he vandalised a plane

Date: 8/3/2017

Banksy and I were dating. We were going on vacation and were waiting at the airport. Just as we were about to board the plane, he disappeared and I got pissed. Then, as I was walking to the plane on the tarmac, Banksy rejoined me and we walked together. As I got closer to the plane, I saw GIANT RED LIPS drawn on the nose of the plane. I looked at Banksy like, "sigh. Seriously?" And he just shrugged. Fuckin idiot.