Online GF, sex failure and befriending a crow

Date: 4/8/2018

By NiceDream

I was in a Ready Player One-esque video game world except people just looked like themselves, not avatars. I met this girl and we started talking + hanging out in the game world. We teamed up and played together a lot and eventually realised that we were in love. We agreed to meet each other in real life. I travelled to where she lived but began to question whether I was actually in the real world or not. I did a reality check but everything seemed completely normal and real. From this point on everything was super realistic and i was basically lucid but convinced I wasn't dreaming. it was strange. Anyway, I went into the girl's house and met her parents and stuff. Later we decided it was time to have sex. We started fucking but I realised I didn't have a condom on so I pulled out. Luckily she had one, but it turned out she'd never had sex before and didn't know what to do with it. She tried to put it on me but somehow ended up putting the box on my penis instead of the actual condom(?!) Then for some reason my mum appeared and told us we were using the condom wrong (😂) Eventually we managed to fuck successfully and it was awesome. we also cuddled and kissed for ages afterwards. Things got a bit more surreal when a crow flew up to the open window and stuck its head in. It talked to us and asked to be let in. For some reason I didn't find this strange, instead I was really happy because I found the crow cute. I asked if I could stroke it and it said yes. The crow rolled over on its back and let me tickle its belly. We were friends now.