Giant Magic Boat

Date: 12/23/2016

I started off in a field digging trenches in the ground with a scythe so this purple alcohol would come out of the ground for people to collect and get drunk on. Then one of my customers gave me this weird origami thing with no context whatsoever and I asked someone about it and they said it was magical. If you sat in it and said "fuck" it would turn into a giant boat that could turn into other types of vehicles as well. I was like ok sounds far fetched but I'll try it. So I went to this lake and tried it out, and sure enough it turns into a giant boat. Suddenly it was if I was looking down at myself from above like it was a video game as I drove the boat around. I saw this kid drowning so I shrunk the ship down to a lifeboat and saved the kid before literally throwing him back at his parents on the shore. After experimenting for a while I decided to take a break at this hotel for a bit. Now while I was out and about a ton of people saw me and figured out how to do a version of it themselves, where you would just have to find a certain mechanical device, sit on/in it, and say "fuck." I looked out the window at the nearby lake and saw at least a hundred people storming towards the lake yelling FUCK as loud as they could, which I didn't find nearly as amusing as I did when I woke up. It didn't work for any of them cuz they thought there were mechanical devices sitting in the lake that actually weren't there, so they just kinda gave up and started swimming around and doing cheerleading routines in the water. The dream then went on to show how some people managed to do it before it went back to me playing a game of Tron with some other people who kept targeting me.