Principal Link Neal...

Date: 5/5/2017

im at high school. its history class and we are waiting for our essay papers. i look at the front of the classroom and the teachers desk is the gmm desk. the teacher turns around from finishing writing "Abraham Lincoln" on the blackboard. Its Rhett!!? He starts handing out the marked essay papers and only now i notice that my classmates are the Mythical Crew!!? i am dreaming tho so i think nothing of this. Apparently Jen got an A, and Stevie got a B+. Alex and Mike are giggling at the back of the classroom trying not be noticed, they are creating mischeif with spit balls and pencils. Then Mr McLaughlin comes round the classroom and hands me my essay paper. "Another F. I am very disappointed Miss Boyce. I think its time you go have a chat with the principal." I looked down at my essay paper and its a cartoon of Rhett and Link in GMM. Its not even and essay. No wonder I got an F. So apparently I have to go to the principals office. I leave the classroom and walk down the hall. I spot a vending machine. "ooh I feel like pringles" theres no where to put my coin. there's no buttons. so get my F graded essay and write with a sharpie "out of order" and for some reason its self adhesive. right next to the vending machine, theres a fogged window door, like a lawyers office door, and it has a name on the door: "Principal C.L. Neal" i knock. "enter" i enter. "Mr McLaughlin said you got another F. how would you like to explain yourself?" "i thought you guys were the hosts of GMM. you know Rhett and Link, Commercial Kings. Will It episodes and Buddy System" Principal Neal gave me two weeks detention. then i woke up...