Shane Dawson, A Weird Date, and A Weird Dream

Date: 3/4/2018

By babybattleaxe

In this first dream, my mom and I went to Hawaii for a reason unknown. We were standing on top of the island, and could see all of it. My mom said that we should go to the smaller island, but we traveled there as normal sized people. While we were there, we stayed at a hostel where the walls were cloth, and we had our rooms guarded by two ladies. It turns out, Shane Dawson was staying at that same hostel! Also, the security guards were for him. They also scolded his boyfriend Ryland for being on his phone after his bedtime. I saw a view of Shane's rings on a ring holder, and he woke up and was surprised, because he always keeps four rings on, and he doesn't have a ring holder. While still in Hawaii, I acquired a date. I asked him if he wanted to walk around CVS with me for no reason, and he said yes. They had a lot of cool duochrome makeup in the CVS. Then, I realized that my date had left me. I called him, and he said he was looking at other shops on the same street. He came back to properly walk around CVS, and they had bellhop carts to put your items in. Garrett Watts (a friend of Shane Dawson's) wanted to ride one. Me and my date left to go look at other shops. ~next dream~ I was doing James Charles' makeup at a house, and a lot of random people whom I called friends were there. They told me about this weird dream thing where if you chant to Caesar, you can have nightmares. The way to stop it was to chant to God "God save us" "God help us all". We decided to do it. In the dream, I continued doing James' makeup, and then something else happened. Kevin from Riverdale was in the house, and I saw a flash of what he was doing. He asked a girl on a date, and she declined politely. He asked why, and she said she was gay. After that, he straight up ate her. I did the chants to God and figured I was supposed to wake up, so I did in real life as well.