Clove Kills Me

Date: 4/24/2016

By AuraleeSmith

This wasn't recent. I'm at the Battle of Endor (from "Return of the Jedi"). Han, Leia, Chewy, and some other guys are shooting at Stormtroopers from in front of that door-thing. I'm wearing a yellow sundress and running along a ridge about a quarter mile away, watching the fight. I stop and smile when Han kisses Leia. Suddenly, Clove (from "The Hunger Games") jumps out of the bushes at me and stabs me twenty-seven times in the chest. Bright, red blood is flying everywhere, and I'm screaming in the same pitch as a hyena laughing. She whispers into my ear, "Etu, Brute?", which makes me scream and bite her ear off. I die and wake up.