cheese grater

Date: 8/9/2019

(from a couple of years ago) I was meeting a friend for lunch at a pub. When our food came out everything was cheese (and it was kinda orangey-red like tomato soup with milk in it). I started taking photos of the weird cheese meal and suddenly we heard a really loud radio ad of children singing "I want the best cheese grater". Then we "remembered" it was Red Cheese Week to raise money for rodent welfare. We sang along with the ad and this magically turned our food into what we'd ordered (fish & chips).