Hot sauce is the new silver

Date: 3/5/2019

This teenager didn't want to be at her mom's event so she went home. Later I went to check on her and she was lying on the couch bleeding. I asked what happened and she said a werewolf attacked her. The werewolf came back and I sprinkled a bunch of hot sauce on it and it ran away. I called 911 for her and went out of the apartment to wait - just in the hallway. There was a baby playing in the hallway with a knife that was sheathed with some fabric, and a couple asked me what happened, not caring that a baby was playing with a knife.