yogi bear bong

Date: 5/13/2018

so my mom & matt and baileigh just picked me up from cheer about 30 min from my house. on the drive home we see a little yogi bear bong on the side of the road & i’m like “mom pullover i want it” & she’s all like “no it’s dirty”. so she drives passed it & when i get home i have to go to some fancy dinner thing with huge groups of girls from other schools. so i get all dressed up & go to that & two girls are about to shoot each other with bow & arrows & they’re like “you gotta do what you gotta do to be the manliest” then they end up not killing each other & we all go back inside. while we’re in there i hear a bunch of girls talking about the yogi bear bong so we all start running in our heels & dresses to the yogi bear bong. through the woods & onto the highway because we all want the same thing so we’re trynna see who’s the fastest. we finally get there & it’s not even a bong at all. it’s a little light up plastic skull key chain. so none of us wanted it & we walked back.