Adventures of an Assassin

Date: 9/1/2017

By AshWednesday

I hardly remember the first part of this dream but it started out very kill billish and I was supposed to get married, but for reasons I have forgotten that did not happen. Setting change and I'm in a diner with a bunch of locals who seem to be friendly and familiar with me, we are just having a good time when a shady looking couple comes in and starts being rude to everyone for no reason. We just bite out tongues and ignore it. A couple days later the same couple came in looking just as shady but shaken up and scared. No one said anything so I walked over to the couple and smiled. The woman smiled back and we began talking about where she was from and if she was alright. Her husband gave her a look like she should stop talking but she basically blurted out her landlord was a psycho and they didn't know what to do anymore. I was like wow that's awful and just then the damn guy barged into the peaceful diner and started screaming at the couple and everyone. He then turned his attention to me and gave me a yellow smile. I turned away in disgust and saw the husband had a revolver and slyly took it from his waistband before being knocked unconscious. I woke up in a moving bus and saw the wife sitting across from me. I touched the back of my head and asked where we were. She said something like I told you he was crazy and you didn't listen. We drove past a trailer park and I asked if that was where she lived. She said yes as her and the other passengers cried because this guy was going to kill everyone on this bus. I started loading the revolver with the bullets in my pocket and when the bus stopped in front of a strip mall I waited. The landlord got out to do some shopping and the driver who was in on this kept us on the bus. I got up after I finished loading the bullets and walked down the bus aisle like I didn't have a care in the world. The driver shouted at me to sit down and I happily ignored him and kept walking he kept shouting and when I got to the front of the bus he stood up to block me and I shot him in he head at point blank range. He died instantly and I opened the doors of the bus to find the landlord cause he was next. And my actual target as I had just realised. A couple girls on the bus followed me as people screamed and ran in confusion and I entered the mall. I saw the landlord with two large shopping bags and followed out to the street where he saw me and I killed him with a bullet to the brain. I then walked off with the two girls and gun in hand. We talked and I said some vague things about myself then left them to get pedicures and told them I would never see them again because my work doesn't work that way. I skipped off into the sunset and broke into the Marriott hotel to find my next target. He was a father and husband of four kids who was just an evil bastard yet phenomenal actor when it came to his family. I broke into his room while his wife was there and she screamed I said I'm sorry I'm sorry I got lost and I don't even know how I got into this room since I had entered through a closet. She caught her breath laughed and told me to come in. I said thank you and told her I was a 17 year old about to go college so I decided on a road trip before and somehow ended up here when exploring the hotel. The hotel room was gorgeous though and huge. She said it was okay and I could stay there so we could figure this out. She gave me clothes to change into and her daughters walked in to say hello. I said hi to the small girls and we talked a bit. I began changing and her husband came home. I heard him calling up the stairs for his wife and she answered saying she was in the bedroom, he came up without warning and saw me changing my shirt. I quickly pulled it down but I knew he had seen enough. We all ate dinner together and he asked me about myself and I fed him the same story about my being a 17 year old which no one questioned since I have a baby face. He noticed every time I raised my hand to put my hair behind my ear or wipe the corners of my lips. We made eye contact a couple times and he winked. I could not wait to kill this guy. But alas I woke up before the deed was done.