Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 1/10/2023
By Chaos/SSJ
So it began when i got in a call with my friend and i realized he was at my cousins house. So i decided I’d go over and so dreams being dreams i decided to take a bath and i was magically over there. There was a lot of ppl and someone knocked on the door “you’re gonna need to start getting out so we all can get in there so we can leave”. I get out and dreams being dreams, i started playing a video game but realized I didn’t have time for it. I think i was playing hyrule warriors bc i thought it’d be a quick stage but i was wrong. I left the bathroom and the first thing i saw was my other cousin in the living room. I haven’t seen him in over a year because he moved away and for some reason i was treating him as if he was Harry Potter. I avoided saying anything to him in front of his parents and the moment everyone left for church, him and i stayed to catch up. I first asked how he’s been and hugged him and I really wanted to ask if his family was allowing the whole magic thing now but right before i could his sister walked into the room claiming that she had to stay until the truck arrived. We were both disappointed and i was thirsty so i walked over to the fridge and looked into it and saw it had dr pepper. I chose that over everything else and opened it and heard the words “did you just open another one?”. I turned around and saw his sister holding a dr pepper bottle mad that i opened a new one. I had already poured it and she said “ok, cmere. Im gonna show you what you’re doing wrong” so i tried to screw the cap on and I actually think it broke bc she nearly yelled at me for taking so long to close it. Eventually she yelled “ok, sit it to the side so i can show you this”. I sat it on the counter, she pulled out a piece of bread that she gripped so tight that it was crumbled and and poured a few squirts of mayonnaise on. “See this? This does this look like enough mayonnaise?” She started pouring more squirts on as if she was making some kind of point. I looked over at the cup of Dr Pepper i just poured and saw it wasn’t as full as hers and was wondering if thats what she was mad about. Afterwards she handed me the piece of bread and I didn’t know why so i just ate it and she started playing minecraft with her brother while i just stood in the background wondering which part was she mad about. I glanced over my cousins shoulder and saw him battling a horde of flying orbs and screaming “you gotta block with the shield” over and and over and some person went propelling off his shield…. After this i had another dream. Completely changed. I saw captain jack sparrow walk up to an old lady trying to give a talk about chess and interrupted her talk and said “the whale is dead, im taking my reward” and just started taking her expensive looking chess set and pieces right in front of everyone and walked away and before anyone could react fast enough to stop him, he walked into the mouth of a giant whale and the whale swam away into a giant boat. Clearly jack sparrow is a chess mastermind bc he lied about the whale being dead xD. Another weird thing but it wasn’t jack sparrow anymore after that, it was some kind of guy who was trying to operate a mechanical whale inside the boat and kept diving in and out of the water while controlling the boat to rotate. At this point i think i was waking up bc I don’t remember anything else