lucid barney

Date: 8/31/2019

I think I was barney from himym and I was lucid, it was pretty cool. It wasnt like everything was crystal clear but my awareness was so fucking enhanced, I managed to stay inside of my dream for like 15 minutes, completely conscious. You know how you lose present moment awareness sometimes? Well, I noticed that the secret to lucid dreaming is increasing your present moment awareness, when you are aware, you are in control. I remember walking along an intersection in the middle of the night, and a taxi went past me. I visualised it (with open eyes) stopping and reversing to come towards me and guess what? It did! I hopped inside to find Barne Stinson to be the driver of the car, but I was also Barney Stinson so it was some kind of weird duplicate effect going on. I remember trying to visualise being in 1950's london, as I was already getting such a strong vibe in tha alleyway, but I couldn't quite manifest it around me so decided to hop in the taxi with Barney 2.0 and see where the wind would take me. I remember hopping out and being in some minecraft world for a while, where I was getting this potion for strength and another one for something else I cannot remember. Another part of the dream was me in some house, knowing (more like expecting) the dream to almost end because I had been dreaming for so long? So I decided to get an escort and have a little fun, I thought to myself that I'd probably wake up before I could find on and then I went outside and saw these houses with completely open doors. Inside were indian women whose husbands were gone. I saw one and went inside to commence our love making I lustfully grabbed her as we started making out, my entire body felt so good. I'm not sure if I was dry humping her or I penetrated but I know it felt reeal nice I think she then got angry for making hef cheat? then kicked me out of the house And lastly I remember attracting some curse, or some weird thing i cant name because a bunch of termites were flying around in a big swarm, to find me Word got out about this and I went to my friend Lochlan's tech store? But the termies flew through the keyhole and he told me to get the fuck out Looking back (this is after I woke up) I wondered what would have happened If i accepted those termites and let them just surround me, I was always on the run so I couldn't quite know what exactly they wanted..