Crowd surfing & a annoying Cornish interviewer

Date: 7/10/2017

By awalker406

I was surrounded by people dressed all in black, while I was completely naked, laying down on the sand. I completely paralysed and couldn't move. They all got hold of me and lifted me in the air. They were pushing me along, as if I was at a concert and jump off the stage into the crowd to crowd surf. I ended up being gently placed on a boat, lying down on my back. Then they all pushed the boat into the sea before the waves taken over. Next scene: I was on a cruise with Carl and Sara. They were laughing and joking. They were perfect together. Then this Cornish man from a radio station came along with a mic and started to interview Carl about why he was getting married in the states and not in the UK. The guy was being a complete arsehole and twisting every word. I step in and told the guy to "piss off!". The guy just stood there and laughed. We all decided to get off the ship and go somewhere else. Now we're in Cancun, Mexico at a cocktail bar. Carl and Sara had a drink with me before going on there romantic dinner date. For some reason, Carl decided to take a pasty with him but before he could take a bite, a seagull comes along and grabs the whole lot out of his hands. He had this look of his face, as if a child drop all his ice cream on the floor