I was Spider-Man.

Date: 10/31/2019

By ItsABlackCat

So I had this dream where I was Spider-Man. But I was me, I was a girl, I just had Spider-Man-abilities and had his costume and everything and I was Spider-Man when I went out and fought crime. And basically my health teacher was a super evil villain who was trying to find my secret identity. I knew her in both identities, my superhero one and my secret one, and she didn’t suspect me at all in my secret / normal one but I was always nervous around her. Also, she owned a tech shop that was manufacturing weapons as a side-hustle and was creating a mass weapon of destruction which I was fighting. I was part of like a fighting ‘team’ of a bunch of other heroes like Batman and stuff and nobody knew my secret identity. Basically the main part of the dream was when I was in my health teacher’s shop trying to see if I could find a secret entrance to a secret base anywhere, when I got a call that I needed to go do some superhero work. There was this giant tech robot destroying the city literally right outside. I ran out of the building with enhanced speed that I was trying to slow down so it seemed normal, and I ran into the closest building and pushed into the girl’s bathroom. Then I got dressed into my superhero outfit only, halfway through, when I was still fumbling with my bag, these girls walked in. The stall was super short for some reason so they saw my head over top, saw the costume, and were like “OMG ur Spider-Man! Spider-Man’s a girl?” I was like, “hey can you girls please keep this a secret please” and pulled my mask on because I really just needed to get out there and fight and I didn’t have time for that. It was cool because I had all these abilities, in comparison to real life where I’m talentless when it comes to athleticism. Then after the fight, I dashed back into the same girl’s bathroom to rush back into the shop so my health teacher (aka the evil lady) didn’t realize that I had gone missing the same time Spider-Man showed up. In the dream I was worried that people would see Spider-Man going into the girls bathroom and realize I was a girl but I had to get back in time. Then more teen girls came in and I had to stall for time while in that short stall, I remember feeling rushed and panicked and I just kinda froze because I didn’t wanna be rude and tell them to leave but like. They needed to leave.