Submarine Ride

Date: 6/13/2016

I was hanging out with John Egbert from Homestuck on a pier when a boat pulled up next to us and was like "yo you wanna reenact the Titanic movie with us?" John was in love with that movie so he said yes and immediately went to the bow with a random girl and started doing the "I'm flying Jack!" scene. Right as they were doing that a wave crashed over them and we all got soaked. The boat started to sink, but then it turned into a submarine. We were in the middle of the ocean and had no idea where we were. People were slowly dying off for various reasons. Our only source of food was the giant mass of fish floating beside our submarine. Everyone was supposed to help this lady catch the fish with a net, but I did it the best so I decided to do it full time instead of everyone taking turns. I also took George Washington's dog for a walk around the submarine even though he was perfectly capable of doing it himself.