Adam and Eve: The Musical

Date: 4/20/2016

So, I dreamt that I was back in high school (currently a sophomore in college) and it was the night of the drama club's biggest performance of the year: the story of Adam and Eve. As background info, my high school was very religious, so it only seemed normal in the dream that we would be putting on this kind of play. My friend (we'll call him Mike) and myself were cast as the leading roles, which was weird, because I see him as a good friend and nothing else. So I'm getting ready for the performance, putting on my stage makeup and "costume" (which was just a bunch of fake foliage to cover up my lady parts), when Mike walks up to me and says we have a problem. While the principal was more than happy with the story of Adam and Eve, she wasn't a big fan of our costume choices. Me, understanding and thinking it was no big deal, asked what she had in mind. Mike said that our principal insisted that Adam and Eve wear farmers' clothes, similar to that of antebellum America. So with Mike wearing a plaid shirt and overalls and myself in a white blouse and long skirt, we started the show, singing together about how cool it was living in the Garden of Eden and why snakes are dicks. For some reason it made perfect sense and that's where it ended.