City Council or Something

Date: 3/22/2017

By Andrew

So I went to this restaurant with my girlfriend, and it was a fancy one. One that you needed reservations for. Well. we didn't have any but my girlfriend just stormed in because she was angry. I went to the bathroom and I peed for like a straight 10 minutes or something. Then I came out and a woman was sitting on the floor with her head frozen to the floor with like a pillar of ice. Well, I went out of the bathroom and it was freezing. I didn't bring a jacket 'cause it was like spring but everyone else did. Anyway, City Council showed up and said they needed to evacuate the city because it was freezing over. My girlfriend looked at me and said I told you so. Because she was the one who told me to bring a jacket.