Date: 6/15/2017

By Peachiie

Last night I had a dream that I had a penis instead of a vagina. It all started at a BBQ that seemed to have no food. I remember seeing this woman picking up her two dogs, and the woman happened to be Lacey's mom. Suddenly, the park was trashed and Lacey's mom wanted desperately for me to help her clean it up. I remember her trying to feed me a hotdog but I kept saying no I can't I'm a vegetarian. After all this, I ended up in what looked like a kindergarten classroom. Suddenly, Mr. Schmidt started to waddle into the classroom and asked to see the bathroom. For some reason, I wasn't able to hear the voice or see the gender of the kindergarten teacher. Once Mr. Schmidt was in the bathroom I was able to see inside of the bathroom. He pulled down his pants and a gigantic penis spung up. He started to jack off and sighed, "I hardly have anymore time to do this with teaching and cross country." Then, I walked into the bathroom and Mr. Schmidt appeared behind the shower curtain. I pulled down my pants and a gigantic penis sprung up. For some reason, my dream turned into a montage of me jacking off and coming. After I was done I looked down and said, "I didn't use to have a penis..." Then I ran out of the bathroom and asked my dad if I had a vagina or penis when I was little (As in when he changed my diapers). He simply said, "I don't know. I wasn't there half the time." When I told him I had a penis is he pointed at a boy's coat and told me that I "better put it on if you're a boy now."