Shopping disasters

Date: 6/12/2020

Yazmeen and I are at a Whole Foods and i had 2 bottles of wine and something else. I put them in my backpack as they were hard to hold and browse at the same time. I fully intended on paying for it. A cop saw me put them in my backpack and took me to a security room. I told him i was gonna pay for it and that i have money, i was just tired of lugging around those 2 big bottles. Yazmeen said "Yeah, sure you were" sarcastically. "Why the fuck would you say that?!" I shouted at her. He didn't believe me at first but i finally convinced him. When he let me go i went back into the store to look for yaz. The store morphed into a mall food court and as i was about to turn a corner a bell chimed. This guy beside me started freaking and everyone got on the ground. I followed suit. I asked the guy what was happening. He told me we were all about to die and at that moment i heard a bunch of gunshots. I was weirdly calm and wasn't worried at all. I knew i would somehow be ok but even if i wouldn't be, there was no point in freaking out about it.