Get back with ex or eat bees

Date: 12/27/2017

I was reunited with my exboyfriend and by all appearances things where actually pretty sweet. He was attentive and affectionate, the things he never was before. We were kissing passionately when Frank Reynolds (Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia) bursts into the room and says that he has a better idea than getting back with my ex. Eat a bag of bees for a million dollars, he prompts hands me a bag full of pissed off bees. Mind you bees and wasps are my absolute worst fear. But i looked at the bees writhing in my hand, and at my seemingly innocent ex and wondered in the long run what was going to hurt me more. Flash to shirtless Kylo Ren telling me to “let the past die.” Upon waking up i decided it would have been wiser to eat bees rather than get back with that ex.