An intruder, a third-wheeler and a lesbian

Date: 12/10/2016

An intruder just walked into my house as though he owned the place. I asked him to get out, but he just shrugged and said "why should I?" He was tall, extremely red in the face (as though he had had too much to drink) and he was wearing adult dungarees. In the end, we managed to get him out and I ran to the back of the house to lock the door - but then I unlocked it again (?) Next scene; I was with my friend's Kylie, Terri and Laura. I had a different hair style - an up-do. Kylie was telling me how much she loved it. She then took me outside and she started slagging Laura off. The door was ajar and I kept telling her to keep her voice down. When I returned to the house, I had these vulgar salmon-pink velour leggings on and everyone was like, "They are really fucking bad!" I then became self conscious of my leggings, and of my hair. I asked Laura about her baby. "Are you still in the hospital? When can I visit? I asked. "NO, I'm in Plymouth now - it's too late!" She replied. "OH shit!" I thought. "I'm such a shit friend!" Next scene: I was in a bar. These foreign guys were acting crazy and trying to get my attention. One was swinging another guy around on his back. "how pathetic!" I thought. "I'm getting out of here!" Next scene; I was on a plane with Kylie and Alex. I was sat 'splat bang' in the middle of them whilst they fought to get frisky with each other. "Always the third wheeler!" I sighed, getting up to look after Kylie's daughter, Ava. There was a bedroom on the plane where Ava was watching a DVD. As soon as she saw me she started screaming "I want my mummy! I want my mummy!" So I went back to Kylie and told her that Ava needs her and wouldn't take me as a substitute. Next scene: I was with Roxanne Ryan (a girl from school) we were looking at old pictures together. She pointed to a picture of herself and this guy... "Oh, you wouldn't catch me with a guy now!" She laughed, hinting that she had turned lesbian.