BigMac Than Us

Date: 9/19/2020

3/22/2020: I attended a wedding at my local church for Tom Brady and his current love, but while we were all looking towards where the bride was supposed to walk, Tom Brady teleports there, pulls out a Big Mac and starts singing the beginning of “Bigger than Us” by Michael Rice (from Eurovision 2019). As soon as the he hits the chorus he bites into the burger and it starts screaming in pain.