Please don’t read this

Date: 9/14/2019

Do Not Read This But if you are..... ugh... please don’t read any further. You’ve been warned. Ummm, you still here? Why.......... You know what, here it is. You’ve been warned. So I’m sitting here listening to a podcast irl and one of the guys brought up the topic of sucking your own dick. Ok... told you you shouldn’t be here. You still have a chance to back out. Stop Reading And then I suddenly remembered the dream I had last night. I did exactly just that. Well that’s a first. Now question for you: ugh. Why did you read this far? Told you you should’ve stopped.