Vampires beware

Date: 2/3/2019

Was sitting in this house w/ some friends. Jake, Paul, Byron and a couple more. Jake was dating some girl with long black hair. Don’t know who. And I had a girl coming over later, don’t know who she was. I was talking with Jake and his girl about becoming a vampire, because I guess they fuckin were. After some debate I said wth sure. Then they both grabbed my head and sunk there teeth into my skull. I literally fell asleep in my dream and woke up the next day in some dark place. My eyes hurt and I walked outside but felt fine. Then it gets kinda weird and complicated, but basically a bunch of evil vampires show up and we start duking it out. They kinda kick our ass but then I gain this newfound power, like some super saiyan bs, along w/ Jake and Paul, and we pretty much destroy the building and most of the other vamps. Then this girl I was meeting shows up and I guess she’s a vampire hunter but falls in love w/ me right before I wake up. I don’t even like campfires lol. (Purposely typed that)