CR7⚽️

Date: 9/25/2016

9/25/16 11:00 AM I'm at this soccer game and I see Cristiano Ronaldo there and so I go up to him and say what's up and he says he wants to take me to this bar and so I go with him. I then remember that our bus had a time schedule and we had to come back on a certain time and so he told me not to worry, he takes me to a bar and I couldn't have alcohol so I get a milkshake which was pretty good. We talk and talk and talk until I felt that we should leave and we do, then I'm at my house and above our refrigerator I see a ugly looking purple spider and it was about the size of my hand and I wanted to kill it as well as the rest of my family. I go ahead and move it with my hand and it jumps on my face and I start panicking which made me fall and it starts crawling all over me until I felt under my foot and I squished it and I felt it's juice squirt out. I'm at the street in a police uniform as well with a nice looking cop car and I see both of my friends and they tell me to take them home and I prank and take them to the police station and send both of them to jail.