Weirdest Taylor Swift Concert

Date: 9/1/2016

The room I was in didn't look like a concert place, more like a kid's dance recital room, but I knew I was at a concert. Taylor Swift was on the stage with a man who was trying to auction her off to other guys onstage to get married. I was in the audience with like only four other girls. One of the guys on the stage was a midget, who for some reason dressed like a girl. Taylor was mortified and threatened to kill him a keyboard piano that appeared onstage.