Date: 4/8/2023
By Jadders
I had kept a recipit that would stop a rocket from blowing up. I didnt want this so I asked the ticket office if I could get a refund on sleep for a parking ticket (I could hear my alarm going off in the real world but wasnt able to fully wake up to turn it off). I figured I'd be stuck in the dream for a while, so i stayed up training for the rocket league (like football but on the river) for what felt like months. I had a motorbike. A dirt one that I used up and down the water slides across the river of the water park. The life gaurds didn't even care. Instead, they cheered on. I would purposely aim by ramming into people going up the slide. Landing on them on the way down and generally causes havoc on the water as I felt nothing was actually really real. It all felt like one massive joke.