Mean Deer

Date: 8/20/2019

By Imetaphor

I'm in a car in someone's yard, trying to sleep. It's early morning. A violent furry deer comes and attacks my windows. Someone warned me, so I was expecting this. I guess it happens a lot. It's just the deer's nature. He looks scary, but he's not a real threat to me or the car. Still, as a precaution I roll up the cracked back windows. I mean, who's ever been attacked by a deer?