I Accidentally Start Dating a Druglord

Date: 11/12/2017

By peachie

so there’s this guy at my school that is kinda cute but I had a dream about him today when i was taking a nap. The dream started out where i was in a gym class (?) where the teams were medieval knights vs aliens and we were fighting with foam swords i think??? I was on the knights team and then someone on the aliens team who was in like a green morphsuit cornered me and took off their mask thing and it was that cute guy and i was like okay this is cool and then suddenly we were at a party and i was getting really drunk and the cute boy was still there. then next thing i know i was back home and alone and i walked outside and the cute boy was outside. he asked me on a date and i was like ok and so we went to a diner and got waffles??? we were eating and i kissed his hand i think (?) and then he said “I think I’m allergic to your lipstick” and he held up his hand and there were like,, burns on it. and I’m like “oh shit” and then kissed him on the cheek (?) and burns started going all over his face it was rlly fucked up. Then he was like “it’s ok give me my bag my stash is in there” and I was like “what stash” and handed him his bag and he opened it up and there was like a gallon sized ziploc bag full of pill bottles and I’m just like “holy shit what”. and then he starts digging through the bag and taking random pills and I said “hey you got any xan” and he’s like “yeah” and hands me a bottle and I’m like ok and took some. then this random guy in the restaurant saw us and was like “yo you can’t do that I’m gonna call the police” and we’re like uhhhhh and he’s like “...unless you join my drug dealing business” and we were like “sure whatever i guess it’s better than going to jail” and then I woke up.