an entire school assembly took place just bc i was 10 seconds late to lunch

Date: 3/4/2019

i went to school and i was in class with hayley, robert and evan (not evan from cali, but evan my irl). we were reading out loud or something and then evan looked at me and whispered “i drink at night” half joking and all i said back was “evan..” and he laughed. he looked down and patted my hand then hayley started talking about her pencil eraser or whatever to the class. robert started making this weird ass noise from across the room and i tried not to laugh bc it would ruin hayley’s speech the class got dismissed and it was lunchtime. i walked next to evan to the cafeteria and we got in the lunch line. i was the last person in line and the lunch lady asked for my name. i said my first name and middle name and then she told me i had to stop. she said as she was putting my middle name in, the timer ran out, so i can’t eat. i said okay and saw jay a footish away from me getting his food and walking to the table. i started walking out of the room and then it was announced that they’re gonna sell cookies. i was really hungry, so i went to the second lunch line on the left. evan was there again and he got this cookie/brownie thing with melted fudge. we got teleported to the gym and the teacher hired this famous coach to talk to evan. he got pulled into the corner and was told that if he drinks, he won’t be at his peak and won’t be able to be as great. he agreed to not drink anymore and then the teachers got stern with us. they said that we need to get our lunches on time. basically, there was a school assembly just because i was a couple seconds late to get my lunch. they looked at us and said we had ten minutes to slowly line up. we were added to the line one by one. the line would have to move on the teachers command and stay in this specific pattern. i was supposed to jump in this boat, but i was a couple inches off because the line was moving so fast. we started hearing lady gaga above the gym making this vacuum noise and all of us had to hold in our laughs so we wouldn’t get yelled at. the 10 minutes finally came up and the teachers pointed at the boat and said someone messed up. then someone said it was close enough and gave it a gold star