Nuclear war with Russia

Date: 3/3/2017

By TheHelmetBoy

The day before we went out to a store and started buying somethings. I bought a Maple Leaf Jersey which I was shocked to see at a New York store. For some reason I had this feeling that something was wrong. I was watching the NASCAR Xfinity Series and Chase Elliott had just wrecked so I got pissed and turned off the TV. Then the TV turned back on and there were Russian soldiers in the streets killing people. I started listening to a Ben Shapiro podcast. He was telling us that they will be dropping a nuclear bomb on us in the next 20 minutes, there was a countdown clock and everything. I had no idea what to do so I just listened to the podcast. Crazy shit, like a machine that was sucking people of a bridge and sucking down buildings, and Russian soldiers killing everyone in sight, was happening during the 20 minutes. After the 20 minutes was up the bomb was dropped in NY where I am. For a minute or so everything stopped. Ben Shapiro, who was in NY, gave an outro saying it was his last podcast, we were all gonna die, thank you for this experience, so on. Then the bomb hit. I didn't die immediately, nobody did. All of the sudden I was in this white room with random famous people. (Ben Shapiro, Donald Trump, all the Mets players, Steven Crowder, Blake Shelton, Adam Sandler, Jerry Seinfeld and a lot more people) We all calmly talked over dying and how much it sucks. After a while everyone started out a door and I woke up.