pizza delivery gone wrong

Date: 5/2/2016

Ay wassup yall i had dis dream last nite where i was delivering pizzas n shit and i 4got to take a pizza 2 sum1 and later that night i was chillin at home and dat mufucka i 4got about showed up at my house wit a razor and a hammer and dis mufucker tried to take my ass out! I had to shut tha door on that bitch so he wouldnt kill my dumb ass. Like damn bitch r u THAT hungry?? Sheeeit..