job interview

Date: 7/21/2016

By johnnylatenight

My girlfriend and I were driving to a Wal-mart in a place called Amherst, I was looking up directions using a google glass type device which displayed a keyboard in front of me. I didn't type with my fingers in the air though, I would just look at each letter I needed to type and by thinking about that letter it would type it. Once we arrived at a Wal-Mart I went inside and purchased this ugly suit. The dress shirt underneath was this short sleeve hideous orange color. While standing at the cash I kept running into famous people. I didn't recognize them though. I only knew they were famous because people kept calling their name and referring to the character they played on TV I'm assuming. One man kept yelling, "hey look everyone it's stinky!." When we got back on the road we pulled into what first felt like an underground garage parking lot. Where we ran into a man that we began telling about our journey. I told him that we kept bicycles in the trailer just in case we saw a cool trail and wanted to pull over to explore. When it was time to leave I went to the back of the trailer to pick up everything we had taken out. There was lots of sand with lines drawn into it. As I looked up I saw a group of these beach bros leaning over a balcony staring down at me. I could here one of them say "let's play puck down there." I quickly locked up the back of the trailer and noticed a giant bump forming in the middle of the floor, it was if the trailer was trying to bend itself in half. I got out to look at it and had the though "my dad would kill me if he knew I didn't level the trailer when we stopped." When I was about to get in the truck at the front pulling the trailer, the beach bros were now all standing on the back jumping up and down. Not making the bump in the middle go away any faster. I ran over and violently knocked one of them off the back which scared away the others. After that I woke up