Useless and awkward on a Cruise, Jeremy returns

Date: 10/1/2019

By pigeonpea

On a $2 a day 6 month cruise thing. While mom figures something out I sit down by this guy and we’re eying eachother without saying anything. He says are we just gonna be boring and stare at eachother with nothing to say. And then I start compulsively reading aloud the instructions on the jam he’s spreading. He looks at me like wut and I feel like telling him well if you like sweet things much I’d be a loquat or a mulberry or a strawberry jam. I can see we are still a bit intrigued by eachother. We need to take care of creatures on the cruise. It’s an entire distinguished wilderness institute. We go through different training type areas. Later we have to go through a very skinny tunnel that’s hard to reach. The tunnel opens up into a room. Craig (former boss) reads me instructions for my team and I just still don’t get what’s going on. I feel insecure and confused. I turn to the side and the guy that I was talking to that morning is now making out with another girl. Craig still tries to explain. The text on the paper he shows me is very small. In the middle of that Jeremy (ex) shows up and I’m super embarrassed that someone would think i ever dated him. I try to be quick and say I’m sorry Jeremy I just don’t have feelings for you anymore but your still pretty great and I’m in the middle of something here so please leave. Ok he finally scoots out. Now on the way back the tunnel we have to battle a witch. Someone agrees to go first and clear the way for others. I go second. When I try to linger to fight everyone screams no just keep going your just making things worse!