Douchebags

Date: 8/6/2016

My friend and I were at work, and I was almost time to leave. My boss was acting like a super dick, speaking with a condescending and arrogant tone. Me and "J" left work on foot and it went to dark instantly. Walking the road my grandparents had lived on all my life in the middle of the night J and I heard someone chopping wood with a machete, it was our boss and he just had the most blank stare you could imagine. Shortly after we made it to a park in town, there were a couple of emo guys riding in an F16 like a car. They drove by us and yelled something at us with smirks on their faces. We told them to go and they proceeded to do donuts around us in their fighter jet. J and I hoped into a side by side (its our transportation at work) and were trying to get away, but the douchebags caught up to us and threw a yeti cooler in the back of our ride, it was rigged with explosives, I could just tell and I thought it was the end of J and I. But out of now where a man was running behind us covering the distance then I could see who it was, Kit Harrington better known as Jon Snow from Game of thrones. He grabbed the cooler from the back of our ride and threw it high into the air and it exploded. Then I awoke.