Killed the Joker

Date: 1/5/2017

Was walking some kid to school when I saw this tan, classic box truck (like1960's) turn into the elementary school parking lot with a shady looking guy driving. He was shady because he was wearing a bald head wig and he was super ugly. I then saw him throw a small silver box out of his passenger window so I started following him. He was making a loop around the school building throwing boxes out. As a ran past one of them I heard beeping. So I grabbed as many as I could and threw them back into the cab of the truck. He bailed from the truck and ran. At that point I saw he was the Joker green hair and all. I started chasing him and willed myself to become Batman. The chase involved me swinging from building to building like Spider-Man though, using the grappling hooks. The Joker had the same technology somehow and said 'hey that's MY thing!'. Finally, I caught up and got into a pretty good knock down drag out fight. It was all hand to hand combat, no weapons, pretty epic. In the end I was in the mount just ground and pounding until he stopped fighting. It was in the news how Barman saved a school and killed the Joker. Just then Ben Affleck shows up and says jokingly 'I just asked you to standby for a week while I go on vacation man!' I gave him his suit back and said 'you're welcome' and he laughed.