Date: 4/28/2018
By patheticp0t
I was in my backyard inside my tree house when all of a sudden a huge crowd of people were all around me for a weird concert thing. After a while of drinking it turns out I was the contest winner and Kim K came up to me n was like “wow that was so cool, wanna hang out w me all day tomorrow?” Obviously I said sure why not. The next day she picks me up in her private jet and we fly to this weird rich people city but it was like a weird magic city where a door was a sticker and you can move it anywhere and you’re still able to walk through it. She told me we had to go to a conference for a quick minute and we needed to find the aquarium elevators to get there. We we found them they looked like lil fish tanks until she put in a code, then they turned into elevators. When we were in an aquarium elevator Kim looks at me and says “Hey Mj you know what would be really fun..GETTING A PURE WHITE TOY POODLE!” (She was so excited about the fuckin poodle I swear. ) So we went on a look out to see if we could find her one but we never did cause I woke up.