Date: 1/16/2017

By DearHeart

I had a crazy dream that I ran up this huge inflatable slide that was part of one of those bounce houses. Tim Tebow was waiting at the top. He was obviously impressed by my feat. Suddenly, everyone around us disappeared. We started making out, and one thing led to another and we ended up having sex right there at the top of the bounce house. It was rough and awkward. However, he was a good kisser so I didn't mind. Then, this preteen kid came out of nowhere and we scrambled to cover ourselves. The kid threatened to tell his dad... and that's when I woke up. 😳