John Bennet and Lori Collins from Ted

Date: 12/6/2018

By somejackasswhohasreallyweirddreams

To be honest, I wasn’t even going to write about this at first, and the only reason I changed my mind is because I don’t want people assuming they were having sex or some shit. It wasn’t that weird, but pretty much the entire dream was them making out even though in real life, I always skip those scenes. Also, keep in mind that I have zero attraction to Mark Wahlberg, and I’m a straight girl, so I’m obviously not attracted to Mila Kunis, but it was the scene where they were in bed, so I was waiting for the thunder to scare John and Ted to burst in, followed by the Thunder Buddy song, but it never happened. Ted wasn’t even in the dream, which pissed me off because I wanted to meet him! >:(