Jeep Beep-Beep

Date: 3/17/2018

For an unknown reason, I'm at a used car dealership looking to upgrade 2002 Bonnie with the little money I have. After searching, I find a newer version and get excited because the trade-in value will almost match the price. I take the newer one for a drive up to the front of the dealship lot and think "I should check out the tires since sellers usually throw on shitty tires and an old battery. I step out of the car and the tires are super smooth and unreasonably thin. Caught a break there, now I panic slightly looking for my car so they don't finalize the deal. I peek at the new one's tires again and they already look worse (to where they're falling off the rim). In a flash, I'm facing this white Jeep that actually looks pretty sharp (blacked out grille, rims, and trim) but it's jacked up a tad. I think this was a counter-offer from the dealership so I hop in and its super updated tech inside and plenty of space! I'm beyond excited, then I think "can I afford this, really?" I step out, pull out my phone, and start to call my mom.