This bitch kept having kids so I turned into a stand up comedian

Date: 5/6/2018

There was this lady i lived with and she had unprotected sex with her boyfriend and ended up with a kid. Then, she did it again and I was like really bitch? Use a condom. Then, SHE DID IT AGAIN! And y’all know this was a fucking crowded house so I was like ok bitch, what the fuck is your problem? And she’s like “it’s a compliment! And it sort of fastforwarded to me being on a stage doing a stand up routine. I was all like “a compliment? A COMPLIMENT? How.... how the fuck do you compliment people lady? Good lord please never compliment me! Imagine wearing like a nice hat and getting “complimented” on that by this bitch... BOOM child!” I wanna really funny but everybody laughed anyway.