Cheater cheater dorito eater where’s my swimming trophy?

Date: 2/9/2018

As I’m about to have sex with my current boyfriend I look up to see my actual dream boyfriend who happens to be a good friend of my real life boyfriends. I say wait don’t Vince is looking at us. I get out and we walk over to his camper and jess and him get into an argument about not fucking his girlfriend. Next I am inside Walmart buying food for my parents super bowl party I grab a party size bag of Doritos out of a freezer box. Next I am at swim practice competing in some weird games of diving and finding items. I happen to win the coaches are talking about the prize and how expensive it is and I see them get out my trophy. My friend Aaron comes to the door wanting to talk so I walk outside to speak with him about his ex thinking him and I are having a fling when we both know we’re only buddies. After a talk and plans to get lunch I go back inside only to find a bitchy version of my kindergarten teacher standing there trying to disqualify me for leaving the room. I am devastated and never get my trophy or prize.